9 to 5 Warriors Wave 2 Now In Stock on BBTS
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The 9 to 5 Warriors line takes ordinary office supplies and leftovers and creates a truly unique and funny toy line that harkens back to the height of grossout 80’s toys and is giving me major Food Fighters vibes! Get ready for the Water Cooler Commandos and the Break Room Bandits! If any of you follow my Instagram page, you know that I am a huge fan of the vintage Mattel Food Fighters line. Well fast forward many years and enter the 9 to 5 Warriors, a group of office supplies and break room rejects are ready to battle it out! So let’s add some excitement to your lunch hour with Wave 2, which is in stock and ready to ship on BBTS!
Where to Buy
Slice Age
Slice Age has got to be my favorite of the wave! This brings back major Private Pizza vibes from Mattel’s 1980’s Food Fighters line! And he comes with a freakin pizza slicer of all things!
Official Product Description: Meet Slice Age! Colonel Custard found him lurking in the back of the freezer—the last slice of a long-forgotten office pizza party. After a little defrosting, Slice Age sprang to life, ready to join the battle and take on the Water Cooler Commandos! Standing over 5 inches tall, this prehistoric slice comes equipped with a tiny pizza table shield and a pizza cutter weapon, ready to take a big bite out of the competition.
- CODE NAME: “Crustaceous Crusher”
- SPECIALTY: Relentless fighter with a insatiable hunger for battle!
- WEAPONS: Pizza table shield + Pizza cutter battle axe
- WEAKNESS: Has a lot to learn, brain is still set in the Stone Age
Defrosted from the forgotten depths of the office freezer, Slice Age is a prehistoric powerhouse hungry for battle! Armed with his pizza table shield and pizza cutter battle axe, this not-so-fresh menace is always ready to serve up a fight, even with a mind still frozen in the Stone Age!
Here we get a great view of Slice Age from the side and you can see all his pepperoni and mushroom cheesy goodness! I don’t know about you, but I’m in the mood for pizza!
Sgt Spore
Official Product Description: Rising from the bottom of the trash comes Sergeant Spore; the brute force behind the Bandits, his super strength helps them get most jobs done with ease. Enforcing Custard’s every demand without question, okay maybe a few questions. After all his specialty is crunching bones not numbers.
- CODE NAME: “BLT (Big Load of Trouble)”
- SPECIALTY: Strong as a mule and smells worse
- WEAPONS: Crossbow and anything he can toss
- WEAKNESS: Half-rotten brain makes him a “dumb tack”
Straight from the bottom of the trash, Sergeant Spore is the brute force of the Break Room Bandits. His raw strength and unyielding loyalty to Colonel Custard make him a formidable opponent. Despite his half-rotten brain, Spore gets the job done with his trusty crossbow and anything else he can toss.
Look at the freakin band-aid stuck to his back! I love all the incredible detail of the moldy spores all over his bread. And take a look at that meats, cheeses and veggies coming outta his sandwich edges!
Take a look at the details of the mold and the bugs on his arms. Also you can see tomatoes and avocadoes coming out of his sandwich sides!
Lieutenant Lead
Lieutenant Lead is the Water Cooler Commandos answer to Rambo! Yes he is the “perfect supply for the job” !He was once a whole pencil, now broken in half to create his brother number 2!
Official Product Description: As Major Eraser’s right hand man, Lieutenant Lead is the perfect supply for the job. Don’t be fooled by his eraser head, there’s nothing dull about him. He’s as sharp as a tack and will even use one if he has to. He’s quick on his feet and even better at aiming. He stems for the same pencil as his brother Number two, but their broken ends will never unite again.
- CODE NAME: “Quick Draw”
- SPECIALTY: Master of American martial arts and weaponry
- WEAPONS: Stapler puncher mounted on his right arm
- WEAKNESS: His soft spot for his brother Number 2 and pencil sharpeners
As Major Eraser’s right-hand man, Lieutenant Lead is the perfect supply for the job. Don’t be fooled by his eraser head; there’s nothing dull about him. He’s as sharp as a tack and will even use one if he has to. He’s quick on his feet and even better at aiming. He stems from the same pencil as his brother Number 2, but their broken ends will never unite again.
Here we get a side view of Lieutenant Lead, and he is one sharp pencil!
Number 2
Number 2 otherwise known as the “Lone Wolf” is the other half of Lieutenant Lead! He is a loose canon but now traded sides against his brother with the Breakroom Bandits!
Official Product Description: Unlike his brother Lieutenant Lead, Number 2 lacks discipline and respect for authority. Although he’s an office supply at first look, he’s at rotten as the food that surrounds him. He left the Commandos as soon as is efforts to overthrow Major Eraser failed. He now lurks in the darkness, rarely following Custards orders and waiting for the chance to take what he thinks he deserves.
- CODE NAME: “Shredder”
- SPECIALTY: Ninjutsu and stealth
- WEAPONS: Cocktail Katana blade
- WEAKNESS: Power envy that clouds his judgment
Number 2, also known as “Sketchy” behind his back, is a master of ninjutsu and stealth. His rebellious nature led him to abandon the Water Cooler Commandos, where he now waits in the shadows to carve his path to power. With a cocktail katana blade he’s as dangerous as he is unpredictable.
I love the details like the bite marks on his pencil body! You can tell that Number 2 has seen some things! I just love that Number 2 comes with a cocktail toothpick as his accessory! This is hilarious!
Brigadier Bouncy
Official Product Description: As the comedic relief of the group, Bouncy doesn’t usually get the respect he deserves, sure he might sound an alarm or two with his belches, but he’s always the first and last to leave a battle… usually followed by explosions. With his rubber exterior he can bounce high above the enemy and deflect most rounds. Although his laid back temperament might steer missions into unforeseen circumstances, he’s more than capable to handle the Bandits and is a valuable supply to the Commandos.
- CODE NAME: “Bands”
- SPECIALTY: Explosives expert and comic relief
- WEAPONS: Bazooka Marker
- WEAKNESS: Fart jokes and losing balance
Brigadier Bouncy brings the fun and the firepower! As the explosives expert of the Water Cooler Commandos, Bouncy’s bouncy exterior helps him deflect enemy fire and leap into action. He may be the jokester of the group, but his loyalty and creativity in battle make him an invaluable ally.
Here is a view of Brigadier Bouncy holding his home made rocket launcher device made of a dry eraser, binder clip, staples, a rubber band and eraser!
You can see Brigadier Bouncy’s bandolier strap that wraps around his entire rubber band body and it looks like a whole lotta dynamic!
Specialist Sugar
Official Product Description: Don’t let her appearances fool you this beauty is a beast. Her ability to shift into practically any object makes her not only dangerous but Colonel Custard’s go-to gal and most trusted officer. With Her by his side the duo seem unstoppable, her temperament is short and witty, keeping even the other bandits at bay. When the battle begins you better hope the Commandos can dissolve her fast.
- CODE NAME: Whatever you do don’t call her “sweetie”
- SPECIALTY: Shape-shifter
- WEAPONS: Whatever she puts her mind to
- WEAKNESS: Liquids and gust of wind
Don’t let her appearances fool you this beauty is a beast. Her ability to shift into practically any object makes her not only dangerous but Colonel Custard’s go-to gal and most trusted officer. When the battle begins you better hope the commandos can dissolve her fast.
This shape shifting danger is known as “The Bandits Bittersweet Enforcer”. You have to love the Sweetener packet she wears as a dress and her Terminator like right pointy arm and accessories!
9 to 5 Warriors Lunch Box
Official Product Description: In the heat of the battle… there’s no time for breaks – only moments to refuel and reload! Pack your lunches to the brim with the 9 to 5 Warriors Lunch Box and Thermos set, turning your lunch hour into a POWER HOUR. Make sure to add this vintage set to your collection!
Pack your lunches to the brim with the 9 to 5 Warriors Lunch Box and Thermos set, turning your lunch hour into a POWER HOUR.
Product Arsenal:
- Strategically designed tin lunch box featuring artwork by TURBOPORK
- Insulated thermos included to keep your battle fuel at the perfect temperature.
- Sturdy construction built for the daily grind.
- Includes One – 10oz beverage container/soup cup
- Lunchbox measures 7.75′” x 6.75″ x 4″
- Hand wash only
This lunch box includes this thermos with beautiful artwork all over it.
You can even open the thermos top and drink your hot soup!
